The perfect woman

So I read this article about the latest statistics from plastic surgeons of the facial features most requested by women. They included:
Keira Knightley's cheekbones

Katie Holmes' eyes

Katherine Heigl's nose

Angelina Jolie's lips (big freaking surprise there, right?)

So I wondered - what if there was such a woman - who had these "best" of all features? So decided to create her. No, I'm not out digging up corpses and shooting them full of electricity via thunderstorm. It's called Photoshop, people.

So there she is. Butt-ugly, huh? The nose was difficult to integrate, as you can see. But even if I were able to do it perfectly, she looks like she's got some kind of personality disorder at the very least. At the worst, she looks like I actually dug up the freaking corpses and pasted them together. Just goes to show - there's no such thing as perfect.